F'ugly duckling

F'ugly duckling

In real life we can't all be winners. Some dishes are destined to be tried and never repeated but like they say about love at least it was tried. So begins the story of the f'ugly Mac and cheese.

Once upon a time there was a lactose intolerant girl who due to her impulse shopping habits had a refrigerator full of mix and match cheeses. She decided it was time for them along with all the other random bits of food in her refrigerator to join together in what was to be called the refrigerator Mac and cheese adventure.

For every adventure there is a misadventure.. that is to say a moment of bad luck which in this story came from not planning and a little bit of carelessness. The first misstep was the very first tester bite, which happened to be a bite of a freshly cooked noodle to test for tenderness.  Within seconds deliciousness turns into tragedy as it was quickly discovered that the pretty curled noodle contained a pocket of hot water that scalded the tongue leaving it useless.

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Dry like the freaking desert, don't as in warning against or dehydration which you'll surely get.

In this globalized economy that seems centered around Ayn Rand's self absorbed philosophies and a obsession for making the most money I often feel that the producers of things have lost sight of caring for the customer and the pride of making quality products so the end result is less quality and a disconnection from our food source.